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Y'all ever heard tell of somethin' called Hillbilly Fungi? Well, it ain't your momma's fungi. This here stuff is grown underneath them barns by folks who understand these here little fellas.
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- Some folks even say it gives ya super strength
- Just be careful, 'cause some of these fungi are dangerously strong
You got a hankerin', make sure ya know what you're doin'. Hillbilly Fungi: Fresh & Fire, best enjoyed by the wild ones
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